What if the infrared beam which triggers public toilets to flush is actually a Bootycam? With those on the other end critiquing and judging my every breath, flinch, and wipe…a reality episode in ten minutes or less. I imagine viewers calling in to assess my technique, my form, my ability to get in and out efficiently and without too much spillage. Others live blogging about whether I should have gone with the boxers as opposed to the boxer-briefs; with a grass-roots movements commenting on the benefits of opting for the tightie-whities and how that could have helped my score. My own Truman Show in the public stall.
