My brother has a compass watch, well it’s really a watch that has a compass on it. It’s been broken ever since I can remember, the watch part that is, but he’s into misdirection so he wears it anyway. And I get a kick out of it when someone asks him what time it is and he looks at his watch and he appears confused; then he taps it with his finger, he holds it to his ear, then he looks at them, and then back at the watch, then back at them and says, “Huh. I guess it stopped, but you are facing southwest." It gets me every time.
